March Dickhead!

 

Shit me! It's April already!

Alright, 2 major Dickhead moments over the last Month...
Including one BRAND NEW PARTICIPANT!

Akramming Dickhead

Chris, The legend that he is, had grown accustomed to the life he chose, that of a Dickhead; The Dickhead Way of Life. This lifestyle includes going to the smoking area and telling people to quit, Bowling and Akramming!

For 4 weekends in a row (Last weekend of February included), Chris has been hitting a party or doing some sort of mad night out. At every single party he's managed to Akram some girl, including a 3 hour session at house party for Deeby's birthday (Mind you, he was wasted, she was wasted and they enjoyed a snog afterwards).

Bradderz's birthday now, and the boys hit a club in Angel to celebrate. Before the night ensues Deeby vows to akram some girl in celebration of Chris' achievement. Chris vows not to akram any girl on that night.

Deeby successfully akrams a girl. As does Chris, Twice. Dickhead.

Racist Dickhead

Meet J-man! The latest dickhead to grace the DOTY page.

This brown man is a racist.

He made a video (Starring our very own Rich and Bradderz) at Deeby's birthday.

(For the time being you can only see this video via the DOTY facebook page by clicking HERE. Will change this as soon as we can.)

For your information, anyone who starts a conversation with the words "I don't want to be racist..." is about to be racist and is a racist.

Who do you think is this months champion?

Dickhead out.

Dickhead Anecdote #5 :: You Akrammed the Wrong Girl!

Before you read this blog post, you need to know what Akramming is (Definition HERE).
Nah, for real, read it! I'll give you a second...

You done? Good.

So Aks, Chris and Jack are on a night out, and as usual Aks sees a girl he wants to move to. Aks sneaks up behind her, just about to land his signature Akramming technique on her behind. She turns around, looks Aks directly in the eye.

“KAWKAW”

Aks looks bewildered, unsure what just happened. 

Dickhead Bird

“KAWKAW” the girl says once again as she starts to circle around him and squat. The girls friend is also there, and joins in, much to the amusement of Chris and Jack…. who find it so funny that they also join in.

Now Aks is standing in the centre of the four of these people, who are making bird noises and doing the weirdest dance ever around him!

Failing an Akram is usually a simple process – you simply walk away and draw as little attention to yourself as possible. Not this time!

Dickhead out.