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So Aks, Chris and Jack
are on a night out, and as usual Aks sees a girl he wants to move to.
Aks sneaks up behind her, just about to land his signature Akramming
technique on her behind. She turns around, looks Aks directly in the
eye.
“KAWKAW”
Aks looks bewildered,
unsure what just happened.
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| Dickhead Bird |
“KAWKAW” the girl
says once again as she starts to circle around him and squat. The
girls friend is also there, and joins in, much to the amusement of
Chris and Jack…. who find it so funny that they also join in.
Now Aks is standing in
the centre of the four of these people, who are making bird noises
and doing the weirdest dance ever around him!
Failing an Akram is
usually a simple process – you simply walk away and draw as little
attention to yourself as possible. Not this time!
Dickhead out.
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