April Dickhead!

April's over.

Four nominations?
What can I say? Dickheads will be Dickheads.

Here's what's happened...

Betting Dickhead #1

Dona's getting nominated for betting Deeby that he could never get with her sister.

Are you serious, Dona? Did you actually just pimp out your sister?

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Evidence is literally written in the WhatsApp chat above. Dickhead. Next. 

Vomiting in a playground Dickhead

Chris and Deeby are on their way home from Brick Lane feeling pretty waved after a few drinks, and take a detour through a children’s park on the way home.

These parks are designed for kids to play on, not for Dickheads to jam in, but being said Dickheads, Chris and Deeby decide to have a go on the swings!

They’re still buzzed right now….. maybe too buzzed, and it isn’t long before Deeby vomits all over the swings. You can only imagine the shock that the children and parents who came to this park the next day received! Dickhead!

Betting Dickhead #2

Rich isn’t very subtle when it comes to girls. Heck he isn’t very subtle when it comes to anything. He did THIS! Anyway, there just happens to be a female friend of the group who Rich is constantly talking about getting with, so much so that he actually BET Chris Ten Grand that he could get with said female friend within the next two years.

We won’t reveal who this is for the sake of the bet, but Chris and Deeby consider the chances of Rich actually getting with this girl ridiculously low. So much so that Chris considers himself to have already won Ten Grand and asks Deeby if he wants to tour the USA with Rich’s Ten Grand in two years.

The worse thing about this is that Rich probably won’t even pay up when he loses! You just might be in for a chance of winning both DOTY2014 and DOTY2016 at this rate Rich! Dickhead.

Yellow Bitch Dickhead

There's a game that Deeby and Bradderz often play called “Yellow Car”.
Rules are simple. You spot a yellow car, lightly jab your opponent and state “Yellow Car” whilst pointing at it.

There's a popular term amongst world famous gangsta rappers and the like. “Bitches”.
“Bad Bitch” is a term used to describe a woman who is good. “Basic Bitch” is a term used to describe a girl who likes One Direction, Gossip Girl and other basic shit. Bitch means woman.
We don't condone the use of such a word. But we use it 'cos were dickheads.

Chris isn't very good at Yellow Car. The gang were in the middle of a game once when Chris in annoyance pointed at a woman in a yellow raincoat and jabbed Deeby saying quite basically “Yellow Bitch”.

Then he saw another woman holding a yellow umbrella and jabbed Deeby. "Yellow Bitch!" he said.
Then he saw a Korean woman... Dickhead.

Who d'you think wins this month?

Dickhead out.