February is over. The Dickhead of the Year nominations for this month are in... And they're all NEW!
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Dickhead
Meet Kristina, one of a
handful of new dickheads to grace DOTY.
Kristina's known the
honourable members of The Dickhead Gang since way before the idea of
DOTY ever existed. That's a long time. Unfortunately, she doesn't
quite often see the crew. It isn't for a lack of trying.
It's the first few days
of February, Kristina broadcasts a message to her companions. She
explains a sad truth. A truth that is quite often mentioned by
differing members of the group.
“Hey, we
haven't seen each other in ages.
No, really. I don't think I
remember the last time I saw you guys.
We should do something
soon, seriously.”
The rest of
the group see no quarrel with her statement. So Chris replies
saying...
“I've
invited you to bare things. You organise it this time.”
Kristina
replies...
“Ok
cool. I can't do this month but I am free next month?”
Next Month?
NEXT MONTH?!
Who does that? Who
sends out a group message, begs to see her friends, gets the
opportunity to organise an event, than stalls for a month? How badly
did she wanna see her friends?
Lets not rip into her
entirely. There must be a legit reason for being too busy to spare
one evening out of a month.
She might be a secret agent? She
might be batman? She might just be a Dickhead.
Our money's on the
latter.
Birthday Dickhead
Meet Dona, one of a
handful of new dickheads to grace DOTY.
Like Kristina, she's a
friend that Chris and Aks have known since secondary school (high
school for our American audience), and who they've kept in touch with
during University, usually seeing her for her birthday each year.
Just to clarify, Dona
lives in a fairly strict asian family. She doesn't go clubbing, and
she turns down almost any night out she's invited to.
So Dona's birthday
comes up in early Feb and she decides to send a text out telling us
to keep Saturday free incase she does something for it.
Saturday comes up.....
nothing happens.
Aks decides to text her
“what's happening?'.
“aww dw” she
replies.
Chris (unaware of Aks'
text) texts Dona the next day and says “lol what happened?”
They have a
conversation, and it turns out Dona DID do something for her birthday
with her Uni friends.
Not only that but she
went on a night out with them!
Par. This is a girl
they've known for almost ten years!
So not only did she par
everyone by inviting them, and then uninviting them for her Uni
friends, but she did the one activity she claims never to do!
Diiicccccckheeeeead!
Snapchat Dickheads
Meet
Pao, one of a handful of new dickheads to grace DOTY.
Pao,
like Kristina and Dona, has known the honourable members of The
Dickhead Gang since secondary school. He is also a keen user of the
popular smart phone app, SnapChat.
To
be fair, he's not quite as bad as Dona, who also send ridiculous,
pointless and just plain stupid Snapchats. As a result, Dona has been
nominated twice this month.
The image below is compilation of
their snapchats. The members of the Dickhead gang felt that it was
unfair that they be the only people to feast their eyes on such
pointless images.
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Who
do YOU think wins this month?
Dickhead
out.
