So Chris and Aks are on a night out in central, going H.A.M. to Jay-z songs as you do.
Some drunk guy notices this and starts talking to them, saying he had only just turned 18 and he hadn't been clubbing much.
Most people might have told him to go away, but Chris and Aks are drunk and social dickheads.
After they said they were in final year of Uni and had been doing this for three years he was amazed.
"What a weird kid" they thought.
Then he asked them how to talk to girls. Again, most people would have told him to go away. Not Chris and Aks.
"Challenge accepted" they thought as they walked over to a table with two girls.
Chris sat down and just as he opened his mouth to talk... it happened.
Aks attempts to sit down. Either due to clumsiness or drunkeness, he bumps the table and spills both girl's drinks.
Disaster! Even the kid who asked them how to talk to girls had disappeared.
There's no coming back from this one.
...BUT THERE IS.
"I'll buy you new ones" Aks says, leaving Chris with the girls.
Somehow it actually started to go well. They didn't seem pissed, probably due to Aks' promise. The conversation was going well.
Being the dickhead he is, Chris was at that point, deciding which of them he'd move to and which Aks could take.
Little did Chris know what was about to happen!
At the bar, Aks asks how much the drinks are.
"What?!" Aks says after hearing the price. "Nah it's ok" he says after the bartender repeats the price of the over-expensive drinks.
This is probably where we should mention, Chris' phone had died earlier that night. iPhone battery life is not the one!
Anyway, wanting to avoid an awkward situation Aks texts Chris these exact words...
"Allow the drink prices, let's go".
Of course, Chris has no way of receiving this text.
After about 20 minutes of waiting around Aks comes to his senses and walks over to the table. Confidently (and probably not even sorry), he says...
The girls look pissed. All potential chance of getting with them is gone. Immediately Chris stands and leaves. Aks follows swiftly.
Neither look back... because, well, there's no coming back from this one.
Well done Aks!
Dickhead out.
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