MARCH DICKHEAD

Well this is different.
Think this is the first time we've had a group nomination.
5 people nominated for the same random act of “Dickheadness”.

But first...

What's Your Number Dickhead

Dickhead Misleading Stock Photo

Rich is getting nominated for this.

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Oh you actually wanna KNOW why? Well read on.

Five Guy's Dickhead

Rich, Chris, Deeby, Adam and J-man hit up Five Guys for dinner. 5 guys in Five Guys.

Upon ordering their burgers they quickly find out that Five Guys don't sell Milkshakes in the UK.

“They don't sell Milkshakes? What kind of Burger place doesn't sell milkshakes?!” They protested before scoffing down the best burgers they've ever eaten in their lives. Disappointed that they had no milkshake to wash down their meal, they decided that the burger was also the most over-rated burger they ever ate.

Sippin' on their (Fuckin') soft drinks they notice a corner of the wall covered in child-like crayon drawings. Crayons and A6 pieces of paper are placed beside the wall encouraging all customers to doodle and leave their pictures with members of staff to pin up.

Most of the doodles rave about how amazing Five Guys is (Killer Marketing). The Dickheads decide to join in.

Deeby draws a milkshake and writes #DOTY (Dickhead Marketing).

Chris writes “5 Guys, 1 cup”!

Adam draws a middle finger (a middle finger that looks worryingly phallic) also noting how much he needs a milkshake.

Rich simply writes “Get's some fucking shakes, BITCH!”

J-man being the creative one writes “Want an adventure? Excitement? Intrigue? Call this number...” and jots down Rich's phone number. Rich is getting nominated for not realising.

Here's a game kids, can you find their drawings in this photo?

With no pins to stick their pictures up and too afraid to ask waiters for some, the gang steal pins from other crappy doodles because... dickheads.

Team Feelings Dickhead

One Day J-man decided to send a video in a private message to Deeby, Chris and Cons that read...

“Hey guys, this is the most disgustingly soppy thing I have ever seen. So Con's this one is right up your street (Team feelings ftw.)”

This is said video...

Oh wait.

If you truly want to understand why J-man was nominated you must press play and watch the video in it's entirety and fully immerse yourself in the pointlessness of this experience...

But we strongly advise that you do not.

Why?

Just Why?

Cut Out Dickhead!

Well, this story's getting it's own friggin' anecdote.

Next couple of weeks.
Keep your ears peeled.

Who d'you think wins this month?

Dickhead Out!