Dickhead Anecdote #12: Dickhead Teachers

Did you know that pretty much all (bar one or two people) of the Dickheads nominated on this blog went to the same secondary school? Maybe that’s why they’re all Dickheads? Could they have been influenced perhaps by the ones who taught them? Have a read about some of the Dickhead teachers they had and decide for yourself!

School

Wine Dickhead

Unfortunately, their graphics teacher wasn't a drunk, naked Cameron Diaz. Hollywood eh?

It’s Graphics class, and everyone’s almost finished the packaging they were designing for the past two years. Naturally people are gonna wanna bring in some products to see if their design works. One girl brings in an expensive looking bottle of wine for her box. A few Graphics lessons later…
The wine is gone! The Graphics teacher claims it simply went missing….
But Chris definitely saw him looking particularly merry during an after school Graphics class that week! Dickhead!

Tesco Dickhead

Being a teacher isn’t easy! Teaching classes all day, marking poorly written homework all night. How do they find the time for the things we all need to do: shopping for example. Well the maths teacher in the Dickhead Gang’s school found a way around it. 

“Class, please complete these exercises I’ve written on the board, I’ll be back shortly.”

Forty minutes later the lesson is almost over. Half the class just messed about due to lack of a teacher, some thought it was a good chance for a nap, but the students that actually bothered to complete the exercises start to wonder where the hell the teacher went. They look outside the window.
He’s loading Tesco shopping bags into his car. Dickhead!

Insulting Parents Dickhead

Your class is messing around, paper planes are travelling around the room, nobody is working, listening to you or acknowledging your authority. A standard science lesson in the Dickhead Gang’s school. This science teacher was so bad at controlling the class she had to call in another teacher. But not just any teacher! This teacher took no shit when it came to controlling a class. As soon as she walked into the class she exploded with...

"YOU ARE DUMB BECUASE YOUR PARENTS ARE DUMB!"

A stunned silence filled the room, and despite the fact that a teacher had just dissed all their parents, nobody dared to respond or even laugh until she had left the room! A controversial way to silence a class, but effective nonetheless.

With teachers like these, no wonder the Dickhead Gang turned out the way they are! Dickhead out!