The "Dickhead Of The Year"
is an award given annually to the player who has performed an act
considered to be the most unbecoming, dishonourable, despicable or
reprehensible. It is considered a shame to win the award.
Over the course of a year, these acts are performed with no intention of taking part in the competition by members of the "Dickhead Gang".
The acts performed, the date the act took place and the "Dickhead" that performed the act are recorded. As the end of the year draws closer, the record is reffered to and a shortlist is created; this shortlist become the official "Dickhead of the Year Nominations".
The winner is selected through a lengthy process
called “The Dickhead Debate”. During The Dickhead Debate each
nominee must debate why they should NOT win. They must also argue why
another nominee should win and persuade the other nominee's to agree
with their view. When a majority decision has come to an agreement
the Dickhead Of The Year is selected. The Dickhead Debate usually
takes place whilst members are heavily inebriated.
Dickhead out.
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