Aight!
Here's a round up of of all the notable Dickhead moments of January 2014.
WUMZUM: Keyboard Dickhead
We have our first keyboard Dickhead of the Year moment right here: Wumi, the same guy who calls the game we play "tell her" stupid (if you don't know what "tell her" is, check this blog post), comes out with this one.
Man's looking like he got fraped, posting about "using boobs to get out of a speeding fine", and so like anyone else, I liked the status. Five minutes later, some NEXT Facebook message from WumZum telling me it's all a game, and telling me to frape myself as part of the game, and EVEN giving me example frapes. Are you dumb bruv? Exposed!
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Game 1 of 2.
10th Bowl.
Chris leads with 88 points (They're not great).
Deeby is 2nd with 72 points.
Rich isn't far behind with 63 points... Which is mad 'cos he didn't reach double digits in points till his 5th bowl.
Rich takes bowl #1 of his final go. As usual it rolls way off to the side; No barriers either, so it's zero points.
It's suddenly dawns on Deeby that if Rich were to get a half strike, then constanly strike on the extra goes that he'd be allowed, Rich may end the game with more points than him.
Deeby panics. He takes a bowling ball and throws it down the lane, way off to the side; No barriers either, so it's zero points.
Rich was so mad. Deeby found that funny. Deeby's still hasn't apologised... And Deeby still finds it funny. Rich still isn't impressed.
CHRIS: Pizza Dickhead
Chris and Deeby watch Adventure Time whilst yammin' bare Pizza. They finish the pizza and invite Rich over to chill.
Rich makes his way over and Chris has this genius idea whilst finishing the last slice. Let's write
"Shame, Rich. PAR"
...on the inside of the (Empty) box, put a note book in it (to give it weight) and offer "The Last Slice" to him.
Rich was mad, again. The desired results were hilarious.
Who d'you think was Dickhead of January?
Dickhead out.
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